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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly..

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

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konifur
Posted on Jul 29, 2008 at 12:58 AM
25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

turn gay and send all your videos of you having sex to me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Marks.

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EASYRIDER
Posted on Jul 29, 2008 at 05:58 PM
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You couldn't afford them

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

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taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

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konifur
Posted on Jul 30, 2008 at 12:23 AM
25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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ouch ! that whip caught me on my cheek and just missed my eye.those whip are not konifur safe.
i never said i was going to buy them.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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EASYRIDER
Posted on Jul 30, 2008 at 01:36 AM
952 tokens, 3.05 days wasted

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I'm glad you mentioned your eye I wondered which cheek you was referring to, and I've got to earn a living somehow

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