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18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with CookingPlus and Cleanhouse2008.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please!

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konifur
Posted on Jul 29, 2008 at 12:56 AM
25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

if all else fails turn gay and take a vow of celibacy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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metalhed4200
Posted on Jul 29, 2008 at 04:11 AM
1,178 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

Sorry, no help allowed when you install YourFucked2008.lpg

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capttomguam
Posted on Jul 29, 2008 at 05:01 AM
2,975 tokens, 2.17 weeks wasted

1.)Place everything in a pile on desk in house.
2.)Purchase 2 large bottles of "151 RUM!"
3.)Pour 1 bottle of rum on pile on desk.
4.)Place other opened bottle of rum on desk.
5.)Ignite desk and pile.
6.)Wait 15 minutes and call fire department.
7.)Collect electrical fire insurance money.
8.)Purchase airline ticket to China.
9.)Purchase "ABACUS". (Chinese calculator)
10.)Problem solved; as the abacus is compatible
with all hard/soft ware on today's market.
Also it loves to be handled and has nice
buttons to finger. Another plus is that it
will never freeze, lock, talk back or in any
way give you trouble. The down side being
that it does not cook or clean.