Four married guys go golfing...
During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I'll paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing... I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him,
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am... when it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the ass and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?'"
She said: "Wear sun-block."
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