It`s Q & A Time 6 comments | Posted by konifur 5 months ago

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Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Lord-Bates Posted on Jul 27, 2008 at 09:09 AM 3,213 tokens, 1.05 weeks wasted

Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.



such a nice play on words :)

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

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konifur Posted on Jul 27, 2008 at 09:23 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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oral sex is like the KGB,one slip of the tongue and you are in the shit.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage Posted on Jul 27, 2008 at 10:02 AM 4,248 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

I am not impressed... But TopGun here nearly fell ofver laughingHe aint getting it tonight!!!!

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brummie Posted on Jul 28, 2008 at 12:05 PM 2 tokens, 18 mins wasted

All emotions of one day but if a bloke is involvedall come out to

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brummie Posted on Jul 28, 2008 at 12:06 PM 2 tokens, 18 mins wasted

konifur i loved the buda photo couldnt tell which was which lol only joking luv ya really

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konifur Posted on Jul 29, 2008 at 01:03 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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Hi vikki,good to see you on here.
pssssssssst don`t tell all the rest you are my friend, we will keep it our secret.


here is the photo brummie is talking about.

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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