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A Rope & Two Knots
9 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 1 month ago
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One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the
world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road,
the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're
roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get
ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's
bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's
penis.

"Oh my!" she cries, "What i s that?"

"Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?"
she asks.

"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says,
"Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting
you?"

"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"


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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Jul 24, 2008 at 04:48 PM
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Those knots keep you from getting rope burn.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 25, 2008 at 12:27 AM
22,042 tokens, 1.32 months wasted
Comment in reply to Token's original comment

i know how that cowboy feels Anne used to call me inch high private eye.

remember that one eh....

(This comment was modified on Jul 25, 2008 12:27 AM)


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Jul 25, 2008 at 08:17 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

sounds like you would have a problem eh just kidding mate

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 25, 2008 at 08:20 AM
22,042 tokens, 1.32 months wasted
Comment in reply to Lord-Bates's original comment

no not at all, it only takes me ten seconds to do the lot so she never has time to notice.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 25, 2008 at 08:27 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You are truely a baaaaaaaaaad boy,,, A whole 10 seconds eh?? Not with me dude I expect the whole 45 seconds.......... shame on you !!!

Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they
grow.

--Oliver Wendell Holmes

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 25, 2008 at 08:36 AM
22,042 tokens, 1.32 months wasted
Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

well sometimes it does not take me that long.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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