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She was only the captain's daughter...
but her naval base was full of seamen.
She was only a pilot's daughter...
but she kept her cockpit clean.
She was only a road layer's daughter...
but she liked her asphalt.
She was only a farmer's daughter...
but she'd lie under any old sod.
She was only an undertaker's daughter...
but she'd always bury a stiff.
She was only a fishmonger's daughter...
but she'd jump on the slab and say "fillet."
She was only an oars-man's daughter...
but she liked a fine pair of row-locks.
She was only the telegraphers daughter...
but she didit didit didit didit.
She was only the batsman's daughter...
but she could take a full toss in her crease.
She was only the cricket umpire's daughter...
but her crease was fit for Lords.
She was only the publican's daughter...
but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout.
She was only the carpet layer's daughter...
but she liked her underfelt.
She was only the Communist's daughter...
but everyone got his fair share.
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Posted on Jul 25, 2008 at 12:04 AM
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she was only konifur`s daughter...
but she could not pay her internet bill.
(she will be back)
anyway bamber yes they where groaners but i like them.
here you just scraped by getting one of these....
forgive me i am confused again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)