Daddy told me long ago,
"Son, don't play with your dick.
Your teeth will rot, your nose will grow,
It's sure to make you sick."
"Your palms will get all hairy,
Or so I've heard it said.
You'll grow up to be a fairy
Just like your uncle Ned."
"Your bones will crack, your skin will crawl
Your back will always ache.
You won't grow more than four feet tall.
Your knees will start to shake."
"Your tongue will get all mushy,
Your hair will all turn green,
And then you'll lose your tushy
Before you turn thirteen."
"Your ears will flop, your eyes will cross,
Your crotch will start to smell.
Your brain will turn to apple sauce.
You'll die and go to hell."
"And if they ask me how you died,
I'll tell them you were sick.
But in my heart I'll know I lied.
It's 'cause you pulled your prick!"
Daddy went to work this morn
And Mummy's in the kitchen.
I think I'll get out Daddy's porn
And give myself a twitchin'.
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Ms. Betty !! You ROCK WOMAN !!!!! 
this is not true don`t beleive a word of it children.
i am over six feet
have all my own teeth
ok i get back pain now and again
my hair is not green
my tiddler does not smell
so carry on pulling your pud
you will be free of STD
and you will never hear these bloody word...
" no i have a headache "
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)