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6 comments | Posted by Bamber 18 months ago

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The owner of the pharmacy walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the sales girl: "What's with the bloke over there by the wall?"

She responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The sales girl calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough."

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konifur
Posted on Jul 23, 2008 at 03:47 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

if that was me i would get out my little portable cardboard loo and unfolded it next to the counter

and cough to my hearts content.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Jul 23, 2008 at 08:27 AM
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then wrap it up and send it to the sales girl

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 23, 2008 at 06:59 PM
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That's it!!!! Your starting to sound like konifur!!! Your scaring me !! I think you need to stop hanging with Konfur !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jul 23, 2008 at 07:05 PM
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Look at the comment below!! See what you started
Bad boy?? Instead of sending you to your room for a second time today I think you need a time out in Kinky Clowns ROOM you know he'll keep you company while you do your time!!

Oh !! BTW Kinky SNORES like a BEAR,, You remember
the bears,, Right??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Jul 24, 2008 at 12:35 AM
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hey Cody is his own man can i help it if he has a awesome sense of humour.
and my dear girl the bear you go on about has a name he is called usiminor and he is my best buddy now along with token we hang out in the furry ferret tavern.
i must say this though.
NO NO PLEASE DON`T SEND ME TO THE CLOWNS ROOM ANYTHING BUT THAT!
you know i worship the ground you walk on my dear sweets.so be nice to me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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