Five men were in the desert, as the food and water ran out and the vultures start circling, one of them turns to his friends and says "I've heard that when the vultures feed they eat your eyes first". Since none of them relished the thought, they made a pack to bury the bodies. After the last surviving member finished buring the last of his friend, he realised there was nobody to bury him, so when he was on his last legs he buried himself but left his arse exposed. An arab rode by saw the butt and thought way not, so he lifted his dress and set to it. Suddenly he heard a voice saying " you can peck all you want your not getting me eyes".
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ass, okay?
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