Konifur Trying To Keep On The Good Side Of The Sisters 1 comments | Posted by konifur 18 months ago

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He said .. .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

On a wall in a ladies room . .. 'My husband follows
me everywhere' Written just below it . ' I do not'

Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A.Both of them.

Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?

A.He buys two cases of beer.

Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?

A.. A widow.


Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?' God says: 'So you would love her.'
But God,' the man says, 'why did you make her so
dumb?' God says: 'So she would love you.'

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sweetbirdy Posted on Jul 20, 2008 at 06:14 PM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

@ Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?' God says: 'So you would love her.'
But God,' the man says, 'why did you make her so
dumb?' God says: 'So she would love you.'

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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