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14 comments | Posted by konifur 5 months ago
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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest with yourself.

Try this one:



man
Q1. ---------
board


Ans. = man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.




stand
Q2. ------------
i




Ans. = I understand



OK . . ..
Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?


Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/






Ans. = reading between the lines





Q4. r
r o a d
a
d




Ans. = cross road


Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself.




Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle







Ans. = tricycle


Not easy to figure out ha!






0
Q6. ---------
M.D.
Ph.D.








Ans. = two degrees below zero



C'mon give it a little thought! !




knee
Q7. ------------
light








Ans. = neon light
( knee - on - light )



U can prove u r smart by getting this one.


ground
Q8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet











Ans. = six feet underground



Oh no, not again ! !






Q9. he's X himself







Ans. = he's by himself



Now u messing up big time.




Q10. ecnalg







Ans. = backward glance


Not even close! !




Q11. death ..... life








Ans. = life after death


Okay last chance ...................


Q12. THINK








Ans. = think big ! !




And the last one is real fundoo - - -

Q13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...




Ans. = long time no 'C'

GROAN! TEE HEE!

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 18, 2008 at 04:19 AM
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E - Z - P - Z

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 18, 2008 at 04:29 AM
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shit i got em all wrong.

N-S-B-A-P-O-I

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Jul 18, 2008 at 10:37 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

If you post a similar blog in the future can you post the answers a few days later?

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 18, 2008 at 10:44 AM
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Comment in reply to EASYRIDER's original comment

It was more of a joke than a quizz.
anyway shut up, you have won Fridays Caption This Competition for a 2nd week running.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 12:48 AM
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I just mentioned it because I'm a big puzzle fan

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 01:46 AM
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Just curious... what sort of puzzle? When I finish work on Wednesdays & Thursdays I attempt, with the help of a friendly barman, the Daily Mirror Quizword (only those days as that is when he works the bar). It's very rare we finish it, even using reference books.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 02:15 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

It's mainly word puzzles and logic problems but I'll do any apart from word searchs and spot the difference I do the Mirror's and the Sun's puzzle page at work, It take me around 2-3 lunch breaks to do the Sun's and 3-4 to do the Mirror's, as far as the quizword goes I dont really bother if I get 8 clues I'm doing well. I do actually suffer from dyslexia and find doing puzzles helps.

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 02:31 AM
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Tim (the barman who I do the Quizword with) isn't dyslexic, but he's forever writing answers in the wrong boxes and overwriting the numbers so he can't find where to put the answers... which adds a whole new dimension to the puzzle.
He also has pretty damned illegible handwriting - if he is away and sends a postcard to the pub no-one can understand it. When he returns we ask him and he doesn't understand it!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 06:21 AM
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oh right i know a few old ones....

brothers and sisters have i non
but that mans father is my fathers son,
who am i talking about.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 06:53 AM
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I know, but I ain't going to spoil it for Mark.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 06:58 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

i thought you would know that one being a wizard and drunken quizmaster.

here`s another old one.....

two Americans walking down a street
one was the father of the other ones son.

what relation are they to each other?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 07:01 AM
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Husband and wife.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for EASYRIDEREASYRIDER
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 06:57 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Are you looking in a mirror by any chance? It's nearly as old as- How many meat pies can an average 11 yr old boy eat with an empty stomach?

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jul 21, 2008 at 07:05 AM
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Comment in reply to EASYRIDER's original comment

i told you they where old ones.

i don`t know any more so you are OK, i won`t put you through that any more.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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