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konifur got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked konifur to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be ten seconds late.
On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Following Saturday rolls around, konifur says that he will be there, but he may be ten seconds late again. He shows up right on time, golf's left handed, and wins the round.
This continues for the next few weeks, with konifur always saying that he may be ten seconds late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.
They said, ''konifur, every Saturday you say you may be ten seconds late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?
konifur replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.''
''Well,'' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?''
George replies, ''Then I am ten seconds late.''
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