A farmer receives a cell phone call from one of his farmhands.
"Boss, I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's OK but he's stuck in the bull-bars at the front of the truck and I can't get him out."
The farmer replies "OK. There's a .303 rifle behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head, and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later the farm hand calls again.
"I did what you said boss. Took the .303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"So what's your problem now?" sighed the farmer.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch....
Boss?....
You still there boss?"
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forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
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