Paddy`s Fingers 2 comments | Posted by konifur 18 months ago

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Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2008 man! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said, ' How da fock was I 'spose to pick dem up?'

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ramrock Posted on Jul 09, 2008 at 06:00 PM 6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

bad...bad........bad.....

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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konifur Posted on Jul 10, 2008 at 12:31 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i could not remember what day groaner day was on.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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