Turpentine Vs Holy Water 2 comments | Posted by Bamber 18 months ago

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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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smakake Posted on Jul 07, 2008 at 10:27 AM 325 tokens, 1.11 weeks wasted

sounds like the priest was talking to little johnny

(This comment was modified on Jul 07, 2008 10:29 AM)

(This comment was modified on Jul 07, 2008 10:29 AM)

I am just a bug on the windshield of life..

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konifur Posted on Jul 08, 2008 at 12:58 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i am going to carry a small bottle of turpentine myself as every time i run for the bus i always just miss it.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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