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5 comments | Posted by Bamber 18 months ago

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Ways to let a man know his pants fly is open

• The cucumber has left the salad.

• I can see the gun of Navarone.

• Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

• You've got Windows on your laptop.

• Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

• Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.

• Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

• You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

• Paging Mr. Johnson . . . Paging Mr. Johnson . . .

• Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

• Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

• Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

• Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

• The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

• Dr. Kimble has escaped!

• You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

• Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction . . .

• You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

• I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

• I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.

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Bamber
Posted on Jun 30, 2008 at 02:02 AM
13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

...and the best response I ever heard:

Well a dead bird never fell out the nest.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage
Posted on Jul 01, 2008 at 09:43 AM
5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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yours is the best Bamber

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Jun 30, 2008 at 07:43 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

" you must be an ugotoarian as you have no pants on and i can see your dick."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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