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24 comments | Posted by ursaminor 18 months ago
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There is a new Judge in town.

Now then... Let's get to the bottom of this.
A terrible injustice has been done, and let's see if we can't get things on the right track.


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View Profile for ursaminorursaminor
Posted on Jun 26, 2008 at 02:46 PM
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Good People of Ugoto...
You have been lied to, and lead astray.

I am now going to oversee this case, and make sure that the one behind all this mayhem is brought to justice .

First things first.

Konifur is here by released from jail, but is to remain in the area.

We will proceed when you are all ready.


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 08:39 AM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

ursaminor you are my hero.

you didn`t bring any bottles of bud into the court room by any chance.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for ursaminorursaminor
Posted on Jun 26, 2008 at 05:03 PM
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Grrrrrrr

Get in here you trouble maker. Time to face the music!

** drags culprit in room by cowl **


 
View Profile for KYtitoKYtito
Posted on Jun 26, 2008 at 05:08 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

** kicking and screaming**

You old flea bag. If not for you, I would have gotten away with it.

** glares with hatred **


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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 08:19 AM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! bloody hell Tito,i thought you were dead.!!!!!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 01:17 AM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment


Your Honor: I'll not trouble the court with the dribble from the past courtroom and it's so called judge "Oscar Meyer"...a.k.a. "Wiener Man"! ! ! Let me just state for the record that We; Counsel for the Defence, the Defendant, and all Good Ugototarians are glad for the change of
venue!
Your Honor; If it pleases the court, I Capt. TOM and Token shall continue to represent Sir Konifur in his defence. It is our intent to prove, beyond a shadow of all doubt, our clients innocence. (least wise of these charges)
In closing, Your Honor, the Defendant wishes to convey his Thanx for your granting of his bail!
p.s.....both defendant and I say "Nice Robe!" *what is it ....Mink?....yyuuummmmmmmyyy!....*


(This comment was modified on Jun 27, 2008 01:19 AM)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 01:41 AM
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Your Honor,
I would like to ask at this time, that any and all actions against Officer Debz be dismissed.
I feel that she also is a victim in this case.
Retired Judge Oscar Meyer, is at an age where he needs constant care. His offer of travel, and riches clouded her judgement.
I also would like any and all actions against him be dropped. He should not be held responsible for his words, as he is elderly, and clearly has enough trouble to deal with the I.R.S.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

 
View Profile for ursaminorursaminor
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 12:43 AM
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You have a lot of explaining to do Monk!

All these good people are waiting, so get on with it.

Grrrrrr * bites at ankles *


 
View Profile for KYtitoKYtito
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 01:01 AM
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I couldn't handle being rejected by Konifur.
I was hurt. So I plotted my revenge.
I stalked, and watched these people to learn more about Konifer. The more I learned, the more jealous I became. I set up my own death, and left a trail of clues to make it look like Konifur did it. A little Hollywood make up, and presto! Instant dead monk. It was great fun to watch it spin out of controll. Everything just fell into place.


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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 01:52 AM
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Sir KY; It has come to my attention that you may be in need of representation. As soon as my calendar clear; I should be glad to represent you in an jealous triangle/insanity plea! Let me just say that the Good People of Ugoto are glad...nay,,,PROUD of your cumming clean and forward. Me thinks the court will go easy on you. After all "Sir Konifur" is quite the catch! Yess...hummm....regrettable how things turned out! I do believe that a reduction of sentence may be in order...maybe to; Community Service. Whatever your decishion Sir: I wish you; "Best Of Luck!"
Capt. TOM

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for KYtitoKYtito
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 02:25 AM
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I throw myself to the mercy of this court, and to Konifur!
I was a troubled youth, and entered the Monastery looking for enlightenment. Feeling that I didn't fit in, I started using coke, and got hooked. I'm addicted. I can't kick the habit.

Mercy.............. I beg of you.


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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 07:01 AM
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AHHHHHhhhhh.....Yes! I can see it now! "A drug induced psychosis brought on by mass amounts of coke! The celebrities and clergymen are usually sentenced to rehab only. I think you are in luck, also Sir Konifur will pardon you, I am sure! (Two Ton Tony looked after him whilst he waz in jail...snicker) The Honorable Ursaminor is a mercyfull Judge, You have no worries...I pray!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 08:25 AM
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Comment in reply to KYtito's original comment

* jumps up from seat*
YOU BASTARD BUGGERING MONK TITO,YOU SHOULD BE BLOODY WELL HUNG FOR THIS!!!!

*sits back down mumbling* if i remember rightly you are.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 07:12 AM
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Your Honor; The defendant KYtito has asked me to address the court on his behalf, "Pro Boner"...errr..bono...yeah thats it "Pro Bono" being he is a man of the cloth and pennyless.
At this time KYtito enters a plea of insanity (he's just crazy about that stuff) He throws himself upon your mercey (please don't eat him)
With the new evidence in Sir Konifur's trial I would like to move for a dismissal of all charges.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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send the coca cola sniffing buggering monk back to the monastery.i think he is evil and should spend the rest of his life in the silent order never to see outside the monastery again or until it is proved that he has changed into a very nice monk.
he made one of my bestest friends ever (debz) become enemy's.but i think we will very quickly be bestest friend again.so there.*sticks tongue out at tito*

can i go now i`m clamming for a few bottles of bud.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jun 27, 2008 at 08:05 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Konifur you will always love you Honey... I had it planned that you would be let off... 'Self Defence' and maybe put into Toms custody so we could play again.

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jun 28, 2008 at 08:32 AM
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Q.) Why are Pirates called Pirates?
A.) Because they ARRRRRRRRRRGH!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jun 28, 2008 at 10:19 AM
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heeeeeeellllllllllloooooo ooooooooooooo is there anyone here.
can i go home now????
nope no one here.
oh well i must be free to go then.
why am i talking to myself.
court rooms are spooky when there is no one here.
apart from me that is.
yahoo token.
nope he`s gone as well
Mr bear... hello.
oh well i suppose i`m a free man then.
i wish i would just stop talking to myself .

* walks from courtroom whistling,"show me the way to go home"*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Jun 28, 2008 at 09:35 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment


Had a little drink 'bout a hour ago...
And it went right to my Head...

When you gonna come to Guam...
You know that'll be the bomb...
'Cause when you come here...
The fish will be near...
And you can proudly sing this song!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for ursaminorursaminor
Posted on Jun 29, 2008 at 03:51 AM
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Sorry about that. I was busy overseeing the men in white coats taking away that Tito fellow.
He will trouble us no more.


 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Jun 30, 2008 at 01:04 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I DO talk to myself. Comes of living alone for so long, I guess.

Some time ago I was walking down Totnes High Street on my way to work, talking to myself as usual, when I caught myself at it and said (out loud) "And you really should stop talking to yourself."
A bloke passing me on the footpath replied "Yes, it can give the wrong impression!"
@ me

(This comment was modified on Jun 30, 2008 01:05 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Jul 01, 2008 at 05:48 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Tom you are so silly

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for ursaminorursaminor
Posted on Jun 29, 2008 at 04:02 AM
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KYtito is gone. He will spend some time in a padded room, and I have set up some counseling, and rehabilitation programs for him. It is also ordered for him to receive spiritual encouragement for 6 hours a day from SimpleX!


Case dismissed, and this court is adjourned!


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jun 29, 2008 at 07:36 AM
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thank God (or should i say SimpleX) for that, now get the Jack dee in,it`s your round.
it`s time to celebrate

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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