ursaminor you are my hero.

you didn`t bring any bottles of bud into the court room by any chance.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

** kicking and screaming**

You old flea bag. If not for you, I would have gotten away with it.

** glares with hatred **

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! bloody hell Tito,i thought you were dead.!!!!!

Your Honor: I'll not trouble the court with the dribble from the past courtroom and it's so called judge "Oscar Meyer"...a.k.a. "Wiener Man"! ! ! Let me just state for the record that We; Counsel for the Defence, the Defendant, and all Good Ugototarians are glad for the change of
venue!
Your Honor; If it pleases the court, I Capt. TOM and Token shall continue to represent Sir Konifur in his defence. It is our intent to prove, beyond a shadow of all doubt, our clients innocence. (least wise of these charges)
In closing, Your Honor, the Defendant wishes to convey his Thanx for your granting of his bail!
p.s.....both defendant and I say "Nice Robe!" *what is it ....Mink?....yyuuummmmmmmyyy!....*


(This comment was modified on Jun 27, 2008 01:19 AM)

Your Honor,
I would like to ask at this time, that any and all actions against Officer Debz be dismissed.
I feel that she also is a victim in this case.
Retired Judge Oscar Meyer, is at an age where he needs constant care. His offer of travel, and riches clouded her judgement.
I also would like any and all actions against him be dropped. He should not be held responsible for his words, as he is elderly, and clearly has enough trouble to deal with the I.R.S.

I couldn't handle being rejected by Konifur.
I was hurt. So I plotted my revenge.
I stalked, and watched these people to learn more about Konifer. The more I learned, the more jealous I became. I set up my own death, and left a trail of clues to make it look like Konifur did it. A little Hollywood make up, and presto! Instant dead monk. It was great fun to watch it spin out of controll. Everything just fell into place.

Sir KY; It has come to my attention that you may be in need of representation. As soon as my calendar clear; I should be glad to represent you in an jealous triangle/insanity plea! Let me just say that the Good People of Ugoto are glad...nay,,,PROUD of your cumming clean and forward. Me thinks the court will go easy on you. After all "Sir Konifur" is quite the catch! Yess...hummm....regrettable how things turned out! I do believe that a reduction of sentence may be in order...maybe to; Community Service. Whatever your decishion Sir: I wish you; "Best Of Luck!"
Capt. TOM

I throw myself to the mercy of this court, and to Konifur!
I was a troubled youth, and entered the Monastery looking for enlightenment. Feeling that I didn't fit in, I started using coke, and got hooked. I'm addicted. I can't kick the habit.

Mercy.............. I beg of you.

AHHHHHhhhhh.....Yes! I can see it now! "A drug induced psychosis brought on by mass amounts of coke! The celebrities and clergymen are usually sentenced to rehab only. I think you are in luck, also Sir Konifur will pardon you, I am sure! (Two Ton Tony looked after him whilst he waz in jail...snicker) The Honorable Ursaminor is a mercyfull Judge, You have no worries...I pray!

* jumps up from seat*
YOU BASTARD BUGGERING MONK TITO,YOU SHOULD BE BLOODY WELL HUNG FOR THIS!!!!

*sits back down mumbling* if i remember rightly you are.

Your Honor; The defendant KYtito has asked me to address the court on his behalf, "Pro Boner"...errr..bono...yeah thats it "Pro Bono" being he is a man of the cloth and pennyless.
At this time KYtito enters a plea of insanity (he's just crazy about that stuff) He throws himself upon your mercey (please don't eat him)
With the new evidence in Sir Konifur's trial I would like to move for a dismissal of all charges.

Konifur you will always love you Honey... I had it planned that you would be let off... 'Self Defence' and maybe put into Toms custody so we could play again.

Q.) Why are Pirates called Pirates?
A.) Because they ARRRRRRRRRRGH!

heeeeeeellllllllllloooooo ooooooooooooo is there anyone here.
can i go home now????
nope no one here.
oh well i must be free to go then.
why am i talking to myself.
court rooms are spooky when there is no one here.
apart from me that is.
yahoo token.
nope he`s gone as well
Mr bear... hello.
oh well i suppose i`m a free man then.
i wish i would just stop talking to myself .

* walks from courtroom whistling,"show me the way to go home"*

Had a little drink 'bout a hour ago...
And it went right to my Head...

When you gonna come to Guam...
You know that'll be the bomb...
'Cause when you come here...
The fish will be near...
And you can proudly sing this song!!!

Sorry about that. I was busy overseeing the men in white coats taking away that Tito fellow.
He will trouble us no more.

I DO talk to myself. Comes of living alone for so long, I guess.

Some time ago I was walking down Totnes High Street on my way to work, talking to myself as usual, when I caught myself at it and said (out loud) "And you really should stop talking to yourself."
A bloke passing me on the footpath replied "Yes, it can give the wrong impression!"
@ me

(This comment was modified on Jun 30, 2008 01:05 AM)

Tom you are so silly

thank God (or should i say SimpleX) for that, now get the Jack dee in,it`s your round.
it`s time to celebrate