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3 comments | Posted by capttomguam 19 months ago
Thought For The Day
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This Midwest, small town girl had heard about how she could make a fortune working the streets of the big city...so off she goes! Upon arrival, she is told by the other ladies of the night that she needs a pimp and they recommend "Fast Willy" That evening she meets up with "F.W." and he tells her;
F.W. O.K. Girlie....this is your
audition night. You go out tonight
and work, tomorrow morning we'll
see if you can make enough money
to be one of my girls.
So the C.G. goes out and works real hard...all night long. The next morning
she meets up with F.W. and tells him;
C.G.; Mister F.W. I done made all this
here money for you sir.
F.W.; Well C.G. Just how much you got
there little darlin?
C.G.; $1,375.00 and twenty five cents!
F.W.; $1,375.00 and twenty five cents?!
Which one give you da Quarter???
C.G.; All Of 'EM!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 06:23 AM
26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted
she is lying i gave her twenty twenty five cents and tipped her twenty five cents. for swallowing.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for Oscar_MeyerOscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 08:02 AM
172 tokens, 14.88 hours wasted
Hell I gave her a Big tip.....told her not to bet on the horses. LOL


 
View Profile for killapenguinkillapenguin
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 09:56 AM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted
Love my midwest small town girls, they know how to look good and play hard ;)

" " - Harpo Marx

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