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My First Time
4 comments | Posted by konifur 19 months ago
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It was my first time ever,
And I'll never forget.


I'd do it again
Without a single regret.

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,


We were all alone:
Just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,


I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,


I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best,


I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart,


But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame;


All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished,

It's all over now.


My first time ever
At milking a cow...

you are a dirty minded lot.


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View Profile for Oscar_MeyerOscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 10:12 AM
172 tokens, 14.88 hours wasted
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Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 04:53 PM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 01:05 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
but why would you feel a cow's skin? They have fur.
And also cows dont have blue eyes. And you shouldnt milk cows at night. And they don't really need to spread their legs for you to milk them

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for s-stutters-stutter
Posted on Jun 23, 2008 at 01:33 AM
32 tokens, 9.42 hours wasted
but they do move their feet around to get comfortable when you go to do it.... :P

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise
and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and
ruthless efficiency....
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