Secret To A Long Marriage

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Secret To A Long Marriage
10 comments | Posted by Oscar_Meyer 23 months ago

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At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar.

At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th. wedding anniversary to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I've a tried to treata her nice, spenda the money on her, but best is that I tooka her to Italy for our 20th anniversary!'

The Priest responded, 'Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary.'

Luigi proudly replied, 'I'm a gonna go and get her.'

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capttomguam
Posted on Jun 19, 2008 at 05:27 PM
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Now Thatsa Funny!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 19, 2008 at 08:22 PM
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Thank you kind sir.

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 19, 2008 at 09:15 PM
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Oh that is so naughty.... you are a funny guy

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 20, 2008 at 11:35 AM
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At the age of 98 I can still make the sexy young ladies such as yourself laugh, that is a major accomplishment for me. LOLLOL

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 06:54 AM
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Oh Oscar you are so naughty...

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 07:50 AM
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i can get a hell of a lot naughtier, sweet thing you, My mansion is 10x better then that amateur Hefner guy. Come on by and let me check you out. LOL

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 09:36 AM
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Oh such offers... Oscar where do you live, I have been planning my holidays and your place just might be the direction I want to take... Are you anywhere near a sunny Caribean Island???? With private beaches??? and cocktail drinks with those tiny little umbrellas????

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 21, 2008 at 10:00 AM
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I do have a bungalow in the Caribbean with several miles of private beach. Let me know when you want to meet and I'll send my private jet for you.

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DebzPage
Posted on Jun 22, 2008 at 09:44 AM
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Well it is getting mighty cold here in NZ so maybe i will call you soon

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Oscar_Meyer
Posted on Jun 22, 2008 at 10:12 AM
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I'll have the Pilot fuel 'er up and put it on stand by. :D

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