Act Of God 2 comments | Posted by Bamber 19 months ago

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The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it.

When the next child arrived, the minister appealed and again the congregation approved the increase.

Several years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the increasing expenses. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the minister.

Finally, the minister stood up and shouted "Having children is an Act of God!"

An older man in the back stood and shouted back "So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"

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konifur Posted on Jun 16, 2008 at 02:17 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i suggest a

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forgive me i am discombobulated again.

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Prey Posted on Jun 16, 2008 at 04:41 AM 1,056 tokens, 1.97 weeks wasted

Two bricks are better, It only hurts if you catch your thumbs.

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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