The Condom Question 6 comments | Posted by Bamber 19 months ago

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks."What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."

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konifur Posted on Jun 09, 2008 at 05:42 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

i only buy a three pack and that lasts me the year.so keep sending my monthly order of wank wipes.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
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DebzPage Posted on Jun 09, 2008 at 07:02 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

Oh this is so good... my question is: Why do married men slow down and only want it once a month????????Bamber another prize winner

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konifur Posted on Jun 09, 2008 at 07:21 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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ooooo oooo oooo i know the answer to that one.it`s because the man is turned off by the belly button that ends up between the womans breasts.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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killapenguin Posted on Jun 10, 2008 at 05:47 PM 2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

what the hell am I missing? Im in college :(

" " - Harpo Marx

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Token Posted on Jun 11, 2008 at 02:53 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

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Hello Dave!
Long time no see.

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killapenguin Posted on Jun 11, 2008 at 04:16 AM 2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

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haha, hey good to see someone recognized me. Nursing school has eaten up my life!!! I pretty much live, eat, and breathe nursing...

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