Sex In The Dark 4 comments | Posted by Bamber 19 months ago

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent pig," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You'd better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."

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Token Posted on Jun 05, 2008 at 06:03 PM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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DebzPage Posted on Jun 05, 2008 at 09:07 PM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

Oh this is very naughty... she is in the soup this time

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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capttomguam Posted on Jun 07, 2008 at 08:56 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Now that explains the difference between a "Bamber" and a "Konifur"

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Bamber Posted on Jun 09, 2008 at 05:00 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

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What, 20 years compared to 10 seconds?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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