The Irish Nursing Home
A Mexican family was considering putting their
grandfather (abuelo) in a nursing home.
All the Hispanic facilities were completely full
so they had to put him in an Irish home.
After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came
to visit grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson..
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,'says grandpa.
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place
for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'
'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents
Abuelo says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here -- he's
85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still
calls him 'Maestro'!'
'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the
benc h in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'
'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!'
'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
still call me "The Fucking Mexican".
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