High Flying 6 comments | Posted by Bamber 19 months ago

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Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 325 million people very happy."
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I'd vote for the Pilot.

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Token Posted on May 28, 2008 at 01:30 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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Frank-J Posted on May 28, 2008 at 04:55 AM 1,044 tokens, 1.25 weeks wasted

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

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sweetbirdy Posted on May 28, 2008 at 05:52 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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Bamber Posted on May 28, 2008 at 05:54 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

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I thought you'd appreciate this one, Sweets.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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minodude Posted on May 29, 2008 at 02:10 PM 19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

except the pilot doesnt know even the basics of politics!

but i guess we elected GW...

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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DebzPage Posted on May 30, 2008 at 11:16 PM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Yeah ya Idiot!

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