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8 comments | Posted by bkvestal 20 months ago
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"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
"A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

"Q. Where will the government get this money?
"A. From taxpayers.

"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
"A. Only a smidgen.

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
"A. Shut up."

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View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on May 15, 2008 at 02:58 PM
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Um, I believe the "stimulus package" (I got mine already, I stimulated my medicine supplier and a couple bars) is borrowed money from China, so really we're just giving the money back to china for those high definition TV's and we still owe them the money.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on May 15, 2008 at 03:54 PM
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What is this shit??? Why?

"Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
"A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Ok WHY do I have to buy a new TV? Cause the goverment says so?? Why do they want us all to have these TV's?? What's with the gov,telling me I can only view if i have a new TV Goverment aproved?? WHY? I do not like that at all.
Makes me think Big Brother is watching, I will NOT BE BUYING A NEW TV or a convertor box.. There will be no spying freaking TV's in this house,

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on May 15, 2008 at 10:22 PM
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This was a joke that came to me which I thought was humorous, I din't write it.

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on May 15, 2008 at 04:21 PM
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actually, its going from the taxes of the poor to the pockets of the rich

but the rich deserve tax cuts!

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on May 15, 2008 at 04:27 PM
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yep. I agree, the rich "need" more money. As if a few million gone would be the end of their world.

The sad thing is that the government is run by rich white guys that need all the more money to screw us over.

The poor shouldn't be paying higher taxes with money they don't have. There are so many problems, what will probably happen is we'll over throw the government and create a dictatorship. Not saying it'll happen soon, maybe a few more decades. I could be wrong.


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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on May 15, 2008 at 06:52 PM
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first we will run out of gasoline, and corn will rise to $10 per gallon

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View Profile for holycrap92holycrap92
Posted on May 16, 2008 at 03:42 PM
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then bicycles will become bullet proof in cities, and rubber will become expensive.

only the super rich could now afford gas, and then they'll be complaining about how expensive gas is...even if they can spend 50bucks on a burger.

If being gay or bi was wrong,and the church today is fully against same-sex
love. Then does that mean they think that molesting children is "okay"? I think
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View Profile for Saul_ESaul_E
Posted on Jan 09, 2009 at 08:49 PM
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When President Obama was the chosen President if US. When Obama chosen as the President of United States, people knew that change would come in America. And now, some of you welcome the changes that would happen in the country most especially if it is for the good of the entire citizen in the country. Barack Obama is hatching a plan to get you extra cash on payday so you won't need a payday loan. He is proposing a tax cut and what he calls the Make Work Pay Credit. It’s a different strategy for stimulating the economy. So far all the efforts that have been made by the current administration to get the economy back on track seem to be hurting instead of helping and the need for a payday loan with many people has increased. It’s impossible to tell the future; maybe the steps that have already been taken will help straighten things out in the long run. But the economy has been growing steadily worse since the mortgage crisis and the credit crunch hit. Obama is hoping that bigger checks on payday will help restore consumer confidence so you won't need to take out a payday loan.


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