ok all my jokes can`t be funny. but i bet you piss your pants at this....where did i get it from that is the question?

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

(This comment was modified on May 13, 2008 07:55 AM)

Y'say yer name's Konifur... could get confusing... we'll just call you Bruce.

g`day bruce, i knew you would know that one.

Never ate Kiwi before..... I guess there is a first time for everything.

You need to try some Kiwi. Sh...I mean it is very good and sweet.