Bri And Steve Out Fishing 12 comments | Posted by konifur 20 months ago

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bri and steve were fishing one day when bri pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked steve for a light. 'Ya, sure, I think I
have a lighter', he replied.
Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
' bloody hell!' exclaimed bri, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. where did you get that monster?'
'well', replied steve, 'I got it from my Genie'
'You have a Genie?' bri asked.

'Yeah, sure, it's right here in my tackle box, says steve.
'Could I see him?' asked bri.
steve opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie, bri says, 'Hey there, I'm a good friend of your
master. will you grant me one wish?'
'Yes, I will', says the Genie.
So bri asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving bri sitting
there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks bri yells at steve,
>> 'fucking hell! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
steve answers, "Yeah, I forgot to tell you about that,the Genie is hard of hearing.Do yew really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic."

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DebzPage Posted on May 12, 2008 at 08:27 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

That is so very funny, loved it

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bkvestal Posted on May 12, 2008 at 08:30 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Yeah that one really "quacks" me up.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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konifur Posted on May 12, 2008 at 08:48 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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if i remember rightly we had roast duck for lunch that day.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal Posted on May 12, 2008 at 01:11 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Yep and it was goooooood.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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sweetbirdy Posted on May 12, 2008 at 09:50 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

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The following image was attached:

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ass, okay?
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Token Posted on May 13, 2008 at 06:16 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

You let Brian handle your 10 inch bic?

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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bkvestal Posted on May 13, 2008 at 06:20 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Oh Pat, I'm sorry did you want it as well.

I didn't think you smoked.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Token Posted on May 17, 2008 at 02:22 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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konifur Posted on May 13, 2008 at 06:35 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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yes he did, but it`s ok i have another one.

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The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal Posted on May 13, 2008 at 06:38 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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videophotog Posted on May 13, 2008 at 01:25 PM 17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Very good! I admit I've even told this since reading it here!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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ursaminor Posted on May 17, 2008 at 04:20 PM 174 tokens, 12.27 hours wasted

*sniff sniff**



Not been here!




* wanders off *

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