Are You Getting Old 4 comments | Posted by konifur 20 months ago

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if you answer YES to two more of these you may well be getting on a bit.

1. Going! bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
6. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

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capttomguam Posted on May 11, 2008 at 06:27 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

I'm only 1 for 5...so I miust be O.K.!
can you guess which 1????

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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konifur Posted on May 11, 2008 at 06:30 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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i think it`s... 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
have i won ,have i won.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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capttomguam Posted on May 11, 2008 at 10:00 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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Nope....#5

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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sweetbirdy Posted on May 11, 2008 at 10:39 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

You forgot number 7, When your complimented on your new aligator shoes.........................

And your barefooted !!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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