A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD' ?" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!!"
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Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, "So what were you watchin'?"
Billy replied, "Wimbledon."
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A wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"
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