10 Signs You Are An Internet Geek 8 comments | Posted by bkvestal 20 months ago

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10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"

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konifur Posted on May 02, 2008 at 07:42 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

11.. you spend 5 hours a day on ugoto...OMG i`m a geek.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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adam Posted on May 02, 2008 at 11:34 AM 321 tokens, 1.63 weeks wasted

Well I thought I might have a bit of internet geek in me but now I rest assured that I'm completely normal. Because I don't understand most of this. Thanks Bri.

I love my mother. But, she's totally fucked in the head.

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bkvestal Posted on May 02, 2008 at 08:41 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Your welcome Adam.

The scary thing is, I understand all of it.

(This comment was modified on May 02, 2008 08:42 PM)

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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capttomguam Posted on May 07, 2008 at 06:51 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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O.K. O.K. O.K. kkkkkk I started laughing before I read it....I started laughing when I saw the title!!!!!! BTW...I like cookies with my spam!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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sweetbirdy Posted on May 02, 2008 at 01:30 PM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

So True..................SO TRUE !!!

Good one Bri

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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bkvestal Posted on May 05, 2008 at 08:55 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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yess it is so very true.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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metalhed4200 Posted on May 06, 2008 at 02:58 AM 1,218 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted

I think calling spam a food is questionable.

No signature.

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bkvestal Posted on May 06, 2008 at 11:10 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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