Cancelled Trip 3 comments | Posted by bkvestal 21 months ago

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man's business trip is cancelled and he is at home with a rather nervous wife. They go to bed, but about midnight, the phone rings.
The man rolls over and answered...
"Hello?"
"What?"
"How the hell should I know, I live in Phoenix."
He hangs up and his wife asks, "Who was it dear?"
"Just some idiot who wanted to know if the coast was clear!"

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konifur Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 09:46 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

my phone number must be very similar to the coast guards, as i gets calls like that as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 10:50 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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sweetbirdy Posted on Apr 30, 2008 at 05:38 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

I guess he was a BLONDE !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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