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10 comments | Posted by bkvestal 20 months ago

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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."

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konifur
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 09:47 AM
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh another bear!

i hope it`s that buggering bear...as that bastard sure has it coming.

(This comment was modified on Apr 29, 2008 09:48 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 10:49 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

AHHa, funny you should mention that.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Token
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 07:21 PM
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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 08:39 PM
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Comment in reply to Token's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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capttomguam
Posted on Apr 30, 2008 at 01:11 AM
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Yep; ...That's L.A., I lived there for a whiile!

(This comment was modified on Apr 30, 2008 01:13 AM)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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DebzPage
Posted on May 02, 2008 at 09:15 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Com'on Konifur you don't really hate that Bear... Bears are wonderful creatures... They are noble, handsome creatures... I love Bears, children all over the world LOVE Bears, look at this little face, now tell me isn't the most adorable animal you ever saw?

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on May 02, 2008 at 09:18 AM
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if you got anal raped by a nine footer you would not say that.ooooooooooooo

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on May 02, 2008 at 10:16 PM
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Well I miss the Bear... I would give him a big old Bear Hug if he was here... bring back the bear bring back the bear bring back the bear bring back the bear bring back the bear

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on May 02, 2008 at 11:12 PM
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oh thats not him,i`m not afraid of that little bear,tito is more scarier than him.
hang on!!!!
* looks closely *
he`s a girl, debz.
mmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder if she would like to go on a picnic.

If you go down to the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 30, 2008 at 05:35 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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