Gender Love Poems 2 comments | Posted by Bamber 21 months ago

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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

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MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 05:57 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

I'll take the job.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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capttomguam Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 07:06 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

I think he's already got a boyfriend!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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