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Konifur Has Another Grandson.(news)
15 comments | Posted by konifur 21 months ago
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my daughter Shirley has given birth today at 12.27pm ,to a 7 pound 2 ounce boy called jack.
mother and daughter both fit and well and will be out of hospital at 6.00pm.
the father and grandfather both high as kites as the nurse left the gas and air turned on and we have been abusing it.hehehehehehe yippeeeee!

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 09:17 AM
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Congratulations Grandpa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's cigar time.
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 10:27 AM
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Well Holly Guacamole, I'll be tarred and feathered, congratulations... and all the shit that goes with it!!!! Li'll Jack huh.....send some picts.

Capt. TOM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 07:56 AM
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i will send some A.S.A.P

i have took some on my phone but unable to put them on my pc.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 11:27 AM
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Grandfathers

Grandfathers are a special breed
Of kinfolk, all their own.
They love you and hug you,
And spoil you to death.
And then, they send you home.




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Congrat's Konifur !! Enjoy him now before he starts to talk & walk !!! LOL LOL Cheers Sir !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 12:19 PM
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Congratulations Steve, Anne, Shirley and son-in law.

(This comment was modified on Apr 27, 2008 12:20 PM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 06:30 AM
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my son in law is called Daniel and Shirley was going to use jacks fathers name for his middle name but decided not to.
i was all for the idea.

(This comment was modified on Apr 28, 2008 06:32 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 06:33 AM
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so now its Jack and Daniel is the middle name....Jack Daniels?

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 06:49 AM
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no she is not calling him Daniel any more, just jack.she said ,people will think we are all piss heads.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 07:57 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Congratulations Steve & Annie... I love being a Grandparent... open access to the greatest kids in the world and can duck out when thier Halos drop and the horns peep through

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 08:16 AM
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you would of pissed yourself laughing if you seen Danny and i on the gas and air.i`m glad the nurse never came in...two big blokes dancing like a ballerinas.i will leave the rest to your imagination.

well it`s the hospitals fault leaving it turned on.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 10:16 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

congrats to steve and annie!! spoil him rotten!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 05:19 AM
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reminds me of a joke....

man knocks on womans door.
man...do you know your child is spoilt.
woman... no he is not, you cheeky swine.
man ...he is you know.
woman... HE IS NOT SPOILT!!!!
MAN... he is you know you want to see what the tarmac roller has done to him.


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 06:07 AM
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* my names jack and i live in the back of the greta garbos home for wayward boys and girls*

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 07:06 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Manfred Mann Earth Band

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on May 01, 2008 at 08:49 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Steve I bet you and Danny were the princess's of the moment

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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