Giving Up Golf (joke) 3 comments | Posted by konifur 21 months ago

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Arthur is 95 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast. 'That's it,' he tells hiS wife.
'I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad...once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went.'

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, 'Why don't you
take Konifur with you, and give it one more try.
"He can't help,he is a dumb ass and can`t play golf'
'He may be a dumb ass ', says the wife, 'but his eyesight is perfect.'
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with konifur. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the
konifur. 'Did you see the ball?'
'Of course I did!' says konifur!
'I have perfect eyesight.'
'Where did it go?' asks Arthur.
'Fuck knows,i can't remember.

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capttomguam Posted on Apr 26, 2008 at 10:03 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

I LUVS DEM 1st. Person Jokes!!!!

Capt. TOM
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bkvestal Posted on Apr 26, 2008 at 10:37 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

They say them memory is the 2nd thing that goes for a man then the eyes in third place

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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AppleAnnie Posted on Apr 26, 2008 at 03:40 PM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

What is the first thing? You can't lose something you never had in the first place.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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