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8 comments | Posted by bkvestal 21 months ago

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Jim was 26 over par by the eighth hole, had landed a fleet of golf balls in the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the rough, when his caddy coughed during a 12-inch putt. Jim exploded.

"You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" he screamed.

"I doubt it," replied the caddy. "That would be too much of a coincidence."

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 26, 2008 at 09:59 AM
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Oh I wonder how often that is true...

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 26, 2008 at 10:35 AM
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I usually like to play with a Lady Caddy so that there is a 19th hole to play.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 05:11 AM
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Oh you are a bad boy Bri....

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 09:20 AM
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I know.

The following image was attached:

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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konifur
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 08:45 AM
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i had a shag in the bunker and when i ask if it was all right for her, she said ,"yes but your balls were keep flicking sand up my ass."

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 27, 2008 at 09:20 AM
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Konifur, the 10 second Sand Man

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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konifur
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 06:07 AM
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Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
and flick sand up my ass till my lonesome nights are over.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bkvestal
Posted on Apr 28, 2008 at 09:08 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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