a very good pal of mine (hehehe sounds like an lotion that,get it, pal of mine,oh never mind)ask me to post this joke so don`t kill the messenger.
***head joke
A ***head and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers' Cove" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
"NO!" yelled the ***head.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
"NO!" the ***head yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the ***head was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
"Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?" asked the guy.
"For the last time, NO!" said the ***head.
Frustrated, the guy asked, "Well, why the hell not?"
The ***head looked at him and said, "Because I wanna stay up here with you."
hehehe now i can`t get in the dog house for that.
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At the end I figured out just what the 3 *** stand for!
RUN....Konifur....RUN!!!!!!!!
The joke is not that funny....but the presentation!!!!! God I'm still laughing!
How do you want your epitapth to read...?
"Here lies Konifur....
To be funny he was bread....
'Cause he poked fun at her....
He was done in by that Red!!!!
"CARPE DIEM"