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What Is A Billion If Anything? Read & Learn
10 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 21 months ago
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Not enough people know what a billion of anything looks like


This is too true to be funny


The next time you hear a politician use the

word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about

whether you want the 'politicians' spending

YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,

but one advertising agency did a good job of

putting that figure into some perspective in

one of its releases.



A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.


B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were

living in the Stone Age.


D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.


E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and

20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.


While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division


Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?


A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of

New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you

each get $516,528.


B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in

New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.


C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family

gets $2,066,012.


Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! .. Are all your calculators broken??


Accounts Receivable Tax

Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax

Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Perm it Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),

IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),

Liquor Tax,

Luxury Tax,

Marriage License Tax,

Medicare Tax,

Property Tax,

Real Estate Tax,

Service charge taxes,

Social Security Tax,

Road Usage Tax (Truckers),

Sales Taxes,

Recreational Vehicle Tax,

School Tax,

State Income Tax,

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),

Telephone Federal Excise Tax,

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,

Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,

Telephone Minimum Usage Su rcharge Tax,

Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,

Telephone State and Local Tax,

Telephone Usage Charge Tax,

Utility Tax,

Vehicle License Registration Tax,

Vehicle Sales Tax,

Watercraft Registration Tax,

Well Permit Tax,

Workers Compensation Tax.


STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,

and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.


What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'


And I still have to 'press

1' for English.


I hope this goes around THE

USA at least 100 times


What the heck happened?????

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 05:30 AM
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Any And All Comments Will Be Reviewed!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 06:28 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Liquor Tax! what,you pay tax every time you have oral sex.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 22, 2008 at 01:17 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

you forgot.

F...A half billion minutes ago bamber was born.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 11:34 AM
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Damn it all !

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL !!!!!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 05:39 PM
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you keep forgetting that the cost of living keeps rising and rising. A single working father cannot provide the big screen TV, the fancy car, the gas money, the clothes, etc. all by himself. Besides, it doesn't seem like you have a plan, except to magically relocate to 100 years ago, where woman's ankles could not be viewed in public.

Now, I'll admit that we have been screwed by recent politicians, but that doesnt mean that they should not be blamed for everything, they just handled those situations incorrectly.

Also, a billion is arbitrary when comparing things (unless they are related, like minutes to seconds). I saw another list like this that said "a billion cokes were bought yesterday" or something like that

(This comment was modified on Apr 21, 2008 05:43 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 06:08 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

So what is your point?? That this highway robbery is legit in your eye's? Just asking..

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 08:49 PM
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that everything is more expensive, and comparing a billion seconds to a billion dollars is apples to oranges

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for Frank-JFrank-J
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 06:55 PM
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He is ignoring the fact that his generation will face even more taxes to pay off the debt that is being created.

I do not fear for our future, it's to late for that.

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 10:47 PM
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Comment in reply to Frank-J's original comment

my generation will also face a shitty o-zone and run out of gasoline

thanks guys!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 23, 2008 at 12:51 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Sam, I really don't believe that. What I believe is that your generation will face the biggest class division in the history of mankind as brought on by the "New World Order!" You've got some tough times ahead of you BRO!
(p.s. notice; no emoticons)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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