OK?? But it did drop on the female front no??

Yes it would do... basic mathematical percentages.

No DOH !!! Can you tell it's Monday for me??

See !! Ya Heathen you scared them all away !!
But I'm NOT AFRAID OF YOU !!!

you might not believe me, but i`m SHIT SCARED of you and debz.
*rubs sore testicles*

Wasn't Me??????????

i know it wasn`t you it was debz.but would you rub them better noooooooooooooo!

Shhhhh,,,, You'll give her a complex

Did you ask!!!!! No??? No, I believe you didn't.... don't blame me for being psychotic instead of psychic.... Why don't people ask for help if they need it

Baby we are a tiny wee bit menapausal sometimes..... that is allBut we do love you.... that is just a bit of foreplay.... on the wrong day.... catch me on a good day and you could get action!!!!

I'll keep that in mind.

You do that Honey.... who knows what might happen

bloody hell i could strike a match on that.

Hot Huh?

Very much so. RealLY

Thanks Honey

your welcome

*pushes you out of way* shut up she talking to me .i wanna try being a boy toy.umm urr i does not hurt does it.* clutches testicles*

You are so funny Konifur..you have always been my toy, I wind you up and away you goI love you Buddy that doesn't change wiether on a pirate ship, in the woods, a monastry, the desert or living large in Vegas

You Pushed Me!!! I'm Telling, DEBz..........!!!!!!

you tell debz and i will get you outside at playtime and i will bring my big sister with me and she will get you good .*sticks tongue out *sooo there.

WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! You made me cry!!!!!!!!!

ahh don`t cry,my big sis won`t come anyway, she don`t like me.here have a lick of my popsicle.
if you don`t tell debz i will let you have a bit of it.

what ya been up to Steve? Fighting in the playground over me? I feel flattered *Big Kiss* you are a Honey... tOY likes to have ALL us girls to himself... we are his 'Harem' But Konifur, Bri only has so much energy.... and sometimes a girl doesn't want 'whats left'... she wants FRESH!!!!Are you fresh Konifur????

i am the freshest and absolutely fresh as fresh for a good ten seconds.
that`s if i don`t have a premature one.

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR EITHER ONE... PREMATURE OR TATHER.... geezz Konifur I was almost interested... for about 9 seconds

No Ma'am it wasn't you !! It was Konifur !!! He scared them all away by being a ruthless pirate and then a mountain man,, And now he's a cowboy wandering the desert looking for Bri, who we have hog tied and used as our bath boy !!!

And I've never been happier

I'm so glad to hear that. You will find a little little extra something in your pay pouch this week !!!

I know the ladies appreciate your dedicated service's....

Oh my...

Miss a little. Miss a lot.


lol

That's what you get for not coming around ENOUGH !!!!

We miss you ...

I know. I know. lol

It's just that all these boys take so much of my time...


lmao

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Yeah Baby, I blame you!!!! Sweets and I have been swamped by all these really attractive UGOTO men. *wildest fantasy list checked off*
But we always have enough to share... none of them are past pushing out the boat for one more round... so come'on girl get into the mix again, here ya go... a Girls Club Badge

(This comment was modified on Apr 23, 2008 09:30 PM)

I will.

Give me a minute...



lol

i can give you ten seconds,thats about the best i can do.

10 seconds isn't good enough.

I'm rather insatiable.


;)

Honey you can have as much time as you want, it's just great to see you in the game again

It's nice to be back.

:)

can i can i.
ok, pull down your knickers and bend over i will have to give your tush a little spank.* rubs hands together to warm them up*

OMFG !

so naughty...


*raises eyebrow*

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooh that eyebrow....* reaches for wank wipes...* damn empty, gotta order some more off bamber.

You get more flie's with HONEY then you do VINEGAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got It????

(This comment was modified on Apr 24, 2008 12:23 PM)

(This comment was modified on Apr 24, 2008 12:25 PM)

aha i get it,so if stop wiping cock-snot up with wank wipes and keep bees and collect honey, i can get more girls to like me.thanks sweets you are always looking after me.