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7 comments | Posted by konifur 6 months ago
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3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: 'You are the woman of my life, I love
you', then we made love all night long'

The mistress said, 'Me too! The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night'

The married one said, 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and the mask over my eyes. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:................
'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'





















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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 08:13 AM
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 08:24 AM
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Terry has another wife ??


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 08:28 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 05:01 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

The married one said, 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and the mask over my eyes. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:................
'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'



Other words Terry is just like that .."What's For Dinner?

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 20, 2008 at 05:58 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

oh ok.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Posted on Apr 21, 2008 at 12:59 AM
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The following image was attached:

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View Profile for CelesteCeleste
Posted on Apr 29, 2008 at 01:01 AM
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My grandmother sent me this one a while back! Still makes me chuckle..

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

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