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Scenario, 1957 Vs 2007
4 comments | Posted by sweetbirdy 21 months ago
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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane pain t bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 08:42 PM
7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted
Sadly, this is no joke.

Great Post, Nancy

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 11:49 PM
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Total agreement Bkvestal And they wonder what's wrong with todays socity!

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View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Apr 18, 2008 at 05:57 AM
1,218 tokens, 1.08 weeks wasted
The majority of that is in the last 10 years. I graduated high school in '97 and the only scenerios that applied are the ritalin one and maybe the broken window/ass whupin' one.

Then again, I grew up in a small agricultural town of 15,000 in a state with less than 700,000 and had a graduating class of about 240. EVERYBODY hunted so guns weren't really an issue there (you couldn't bring them in obviously, but I'd venture to guess that's been a no-no since long before 1957), but maybe in a much more populas urban area it was an "issue" even in 1997.

Sadly the western world has a become a pathetic, nanny-state world.



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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 18, 2008 at 06:21 AM
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Yes, the states is in a fine mess

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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