my attempt to get back in the girls good books.
# How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
# Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
# Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
# Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Even at that stage they won't stop to ask directions.
# What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being
# How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
# Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
# What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A Widow.
# What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They are all married.
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