Sex On The Sabbath 4 comments | Posted by likeaneagle 21 months ago

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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath
is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.
So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the bible, the priest says, " My son,
after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is
work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?"
So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man
and experienced in this matter.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply.
Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:
a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.
In other words, he goes to a rabbi.
The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son,
sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can
you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work,
my wife would have the maid do it."

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 07:49 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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OrangeJuice Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 08:55 AM 1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

That man is Chritian and Jewish? Quite confused me with mixing Shabbat and Sunday.
I think its simple: play on Shabbat and work on Sunday.

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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capttomguam Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 09:10 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Q; What does a Jewish American Princess make
for dinner?
A; Reservations!

(This comment was modified on Apr 14, 2008 09:12 AM)

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"CARPE DIEM"

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likeaneagle Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 09:55 AM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

mino would say.......

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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