Give Me A Push (j) 17 comments | Posted by DebzPage 21 months ago

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.

'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 05:40 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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Bamber Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 05:42 AM 13,293 tokens, 1.93 months wasted

Is it Thursday already over there Debz?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 05:55 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Nah it's Tuesday, but this made me laugh...MEN!!!!

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 05:57 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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I thought it was funny.. It made me think of Konifur.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 06:10 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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OH Definitely... I can see him doing that for sure

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 06:13 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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DefiniteLY, for sure.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 09:16 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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You can realLY see him in your yard HUH?

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 12:30 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Yep he was just there Last Week.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 05:28 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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you gonna have to dust off your shot gun Bri

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 05:32 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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well, I'll just let the poor fella hang around. I think he's been feeling a little loneLY lateLY.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 07:01 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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You're a good friend to the end Bri, go give him a wee push... it's been a rough 3 months for him

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 07:26 AM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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I'll see if I can push him realLY hard and flip him over the bar. He's likes that.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 19, 2008 at 04:47 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 08:53 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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why me!!!!!


ok ok i did it once a long time ago.but the bastards spun me round until the chain was all twisted then wedged the swing with a piece of wood.i was stuck there until the park keeper arrived the next day.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 09:26 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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You deserve it ya Red hater

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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likeaneagle Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

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http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=441

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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DebzPage Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 05:21 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Yeah I love this...good bit of grooving there Lynn

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