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17 comments | Posted by konifur 21 months ago
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A red head walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant.

"Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant," the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.

"But I always buy it here," the red head says. "I bought one last month."

Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, "I don't know what you bought before, so maybe you can bring in the empty container next time."

"Sure," the red head replies. "I'll bring it with me tomorrow."

The next day, the red head walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick. "This is just a normal deodorant," the pharmacist tells the red head, "You use it under your arms."

"No, it is not," the red head answers, "it says so here: To apply, push up bottom."

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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 05:48 AM
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Redheads are the new blonde?

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 05:52 AM
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Comment in reply to OrangeJuice's original comment

It's konifur having a little dig at Sweetbirdy... methinks he's cruising for a bruising again.


(This comment was modified on Apr 11, 2008 05:58 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 05:57 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

WHAT !!!!!I NEVER MENTIONED THAT LOVERLY GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL GIRL!!!!!you said that, not me.



phew,i think i might just get away with this.


DOH!........ lynn is a red head as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 06:00 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

... and Debz... You could be right in the manure now.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 06:56 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Aye, Aye Bamber.....and it's steaming!!!!!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 07:51 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

If you knew how many redheads were here you'd lay low for a few WEEKS,, You are so close K-man SO CLOSE !!!!

You know I don't CONDON VIOLENCE, RIGHT ???

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 08:53 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

"SLAP"

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 07:48 PM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

See!!!! This why we call you the wise one !!!





I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 05:14 PM
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I once knew a redheaded Irishman.

I only knew him for a few hours, though.


;)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 07:57 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

A few hours?? You mean like the 4 hour time limit
knew him??



I'm sorry I couldn't help myself... I'll go to my room and think about what I just said...


Me bad !! Bad Sweets


J/K Ms. sarah J/K

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 08:09 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I have no idea what you're talking about...








tee hee

(This comment was modified on Apr 11, 2008 08:09 PM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 12, 2008 at 06:33 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Hi sarah...i am standing up for the blonde girl like i said i would a long time ago,remember.
so i hope you will help protect me from all these red head vixens, who are after my blood.


hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 12, 2008 at 09:43 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Of course I'll protect you !
That's my job.
I'm Konifur's body guard.
It came with the queendom. ;)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Apr 13, 2008 at 12:18 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

oh thank you your royal highness.*bows*
but i will just keep calling you Sarah as we are old friends and all that and i know you like to keep a low profile as queen of ugoto and mix in with us peasants.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 08:49 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Go on Babe tell us how you knew he was a real redhead?????
You haven't got Irish in you have you????


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Apr 14, 2008 at 10:05 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA !!!!!


Ancient Patty's Day secret, grasshopper. ;)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Apr 17, 2008 at 04:40 AM
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Ah Wise Master will I ever learn the ways of Wisdom *bows forehead to ground* It is hard to know the ways of the 'Mysterious Irish Knower'

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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