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My First Time (poem)
11 comments | Posted by konifur 21 months ago
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It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...



NOW ALL YOU WITH DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS..


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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 06:04 AM
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 08:36 AM
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My dirty mind was going a different direction.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 08:37 AM
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*AMEN*

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 01:13 PM
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Both you & Bri go to Mino's room !!! That will teach you !! Go see what he's got caged up in his room,,, I can tell you it's not a pretty
sight !! Let alone the smell !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 01:33 PM
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Ewe, My imagination runneth over.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 05:10 PM
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I'm water skiing "Lake Betty!" God! Am I glad she don't read a lot of this stuff 'cause she's bigger than I am

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View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 08:59 PM
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Hey bigger women just mean more to love.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 09:15 PM
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BLUBBER, BLUBBER, BLUBBER....Damn Germans.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 08, 2008 at 12:50 PM
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Comments like,"'cause she's bigger than I am."
IS what get's YOU KILLED

How much is it worth to you for me to keep quiet??? Huh??


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Apr 08, 2008 at 10:05 PM
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AAAAAaaaaahhhhh.....please li'll Miss.....don't tell on me!!!......and I thought it would have been the "Lake Betty" comment.

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 11, 2008 at 07:21 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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