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7 comments | Posted by capttomguam 21 months ago

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The Injun "KYtito" is sittin outside the saloon "BUCK 'EM" at the establishment "Mustang Dude Ranch" When the propriorator "Annie Oakley" rides up, hot and dusty from the trail, with a severe case of chapped lips. As She dismounts her trusty steed she immeaditally sticks two fingers up the ass of the horse and proceeds to whipe shit on her lips. The savage KYtito has never seen anything soooooo repulsive as this and inquires as to just what is going on. Annie responds "Chapped Lips!"
KYtito says "Horse shit is good for chapped lips? Annie Oakley responds "No...but it sure does keep you from lickin 'em!"

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Apr 06, 2008 at 10:13 PM
1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

Tom You gross bastard

Annie Oakley pour beer over Capt Tom.. That should cool you off.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 03:20 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

oh you are right annie, that is gross Fancy putting her fingers up it`s ass.i would of just kissed it`s ass ...much more hygienic.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 04:58 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Apr 06, 2008 at 10:16 PM
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For those of you who don't know Tom called Me Annie Oakley when I was out shooting the rifles with the guys
Pulls out pistol and beats him up side the head with it.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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capttomguam
Posted on Apr 06, 2008 at 10:20 PM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Watch out Partner as "Annie Oakley" is a CRACK (snicker) Shot!

(This comment was modified on Apr 06, 2008 10:21 PM)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 04:18 AM
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@ "No...but it sure does keep you from lickin 'em!"

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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capttomguam
Posted on Apr 07, 2008 at 05:18 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

That's "LIPS" Sweets, "LIPS"...Oh....Um....ER...Um..."UPPER LIPS!.....humm....lessee....hum.....ah HELL ....You know what I mean!!!