A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask the students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand as says she had an egg. 'E-G-G', she says.
'Very good,' says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast. 'T-O-A-S-T'
'Excellent,' she replies.
Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.
'I had fuck all,' he says. 'F-U-C-K A-L-L'
The teacher is mortified, and scolds Johnny for this rude answer.
Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.
Susan correctly identifies the capital of Canada .
Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast.
When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question.
'Johnny' she says. 'Where does the Ukrainian border lie?'
Johnny ponders the question and finally says.
'The Ukrainian boarder lies in bed with my mother. That's why I had fuck all for breakfast'.
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Good ol' Johnny.
Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.