Teachers Pet 5 comments | Posted by bkvestal 21 months ago

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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is! It's a box of candy!"

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

"What is it?" she said.

"A puppy!"

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sweetbirdy Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 02:33 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a Sick puppy Bri,,

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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capttomguam Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 05:24 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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Watch out bkvestal...last month you were their mates... and now you are a scurvy dog!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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bkvestal Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 09:10 PM 7,417 tokens, 2.67 weeks wasted

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Scary how things flip flops.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

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likeaneagle Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 04:11 AM 14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

but hes housetrained (i hope)

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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konifur Posted on Apr 01, 2008 at 09:28 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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he wee wee`s down his leg since i warned him that more than 3 shakes is classed as a wank.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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